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Episodes
1. What Life D-D-Doth15m
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.
2. Chief Beef Loco15m
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.
3. Weapons Grade Life15m
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
4. The 6th Teat of Good Intentions15m
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.
5. Pet Siouxicide15m
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
6. World of Hurt, BC15m
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
7. Bloodcorn15m
When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
8. Escape From Squatopian Freedom15m
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.
9. Signs From Godrilla15m
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
10. Shakashuri Blowdown15m
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.