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Episodes
1. Late for Breakfast11m
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
2. Bummer Jobs11m
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
3. Pat-a-thon11m
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
4. Lost in Couch11m
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
5. Stair Wars11m
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
6. Enemies à la Mode11m
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
7. The Haunting of Star House11m
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
8. Squidina's Little Helper11m
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
9. I Smell a Pat11m
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
10. Terror at 20,000 Leagues22m
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
11. Gas Station Vacation11m
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
12. Bunny the Barbarian11m
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
13. The Yard Sale22m
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
14. Just in Time for Christmas11m
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
15. Who's a Big Boy?11m
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
16. Klopnodian Heritage Festival11m
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
17. To Dad and Back11m
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
18. Survivoring11m
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
19. X Marks the Pot11m
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
20. Patrick's Alley11m
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
21. Pearl Wants to Be a Star11m
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
22. Nitwit Neighborhood News11m
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
23. Mid-Season Finale11m
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
24. Shrinking Stars11m
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
25. Uncredible Journey11m
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
26. Host-a-Palooza11m
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
27. Backpay Payback11m
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
28. House Hunting11m
The Star family house runs away from home.
29. Super Sitters11m
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
30. FitzPatrick11m
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
31. The Drooling Fool11m
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
32. Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose11m
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
33. The Patterfly Effect11m
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
34. A Space Affair to Remember11m
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
35. Home ECCH!11m
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
36. Fun & Done!11m
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
37. The Lil' Patscals11m
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
38. The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show11m
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
39. The Patrick Show Sells Out11m
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
40. Neptune’s Ball11m
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
41. Dad’s Stache Stash11m
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
42. A Root Galoot11m
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
43. The Starry Awards11m
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
44. Blorpsgiving11m
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
45. Stuntin’11m
Patrick gets a stunt double.
46. Olly Olly Organ Free11m
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
47. Which Witch is Which?11m
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
48. Get Off My Lawnie11m
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
49. Bubble Bass Reviews11m
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
50. Patrick’s Prison Pals11m
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."